Treaty Enthusiast Pillows

Lisbon Treaty.

Paragraph 5 in the NATO-treaty is often called the Musketeer Paragraph.

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

Shall I be mother?

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

Trump and President Xi

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

John Kerry

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

'Oh-oh - this next case is about hate speech in the Constitution.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

American Supreme Court

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'

"It's a great treaty, but do we trust us?"

Amish personal mobility scooter