Treaty Enthusiast Gifts

Lisbon Treaty.

Paragraph 5 in the NATO-treaty is often called the Musketeer Paragraph.

'You think I'm crazy; I think you're crazy...finally some common ground!'

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Archival Warfare

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"We value your input, but all your suggestions involve more play-time, naps and treats."

"Take the off this minute, young lady."

Supreme Court. It's either constitutional or unconstitutional - We don't use a scale of one to ten!

"That's unanimous then - we don't know what to do."

"Does dad know you're dating the guy from the Seder plate?"

Shall I be mother?

Jurors saying 'I'm on the jury' on their mobiles.

'All I Want For Christmas Is... my Bill of Rights!'

"Three yummies, a pat on the head, and a 'Good doggy.' That's my client's final offer."

Trump and President Xi

'We must protect my sovereignty.'

Russia's Ukrainian Ambitions.

"Again, I must remind the witness that he is under oath!"

'How about June? -- I've always had June weddings!'

Just What the Founders Had in Mind

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

"And don't forget 'the right to shoot your damn fool mouth off'."

Truth, Justice, Equal Time.

We're waiting to see if he'll see his shadow.

Poorly planned Chanukah crafts

John Kerry

Uncle Sam dumping the U.S Constitution over a cliff

TPP

'Oh-oh - this next case is about hate speech in the Constitution.'

'Why can't you do a yodel that sounds like you're making money instead of cheese?'

American Supreme Court

'Well,what do you think of the new gown and wig?'

'Let's face it, we never got along. I'm just sorry it had to come to this.'

'What do you mean, we're incomapitble? We both like to fight.'