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Weatherman

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Canned laughter for sale in Theatrical Supplies shop.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

While at the Zoo, Victoria gets an idea.

(Mother Goose: playboy's Mirthful Master of the Macabre serves Up Some Strange Twists On a Clutch of Children's Classics.) "Is this supposed to be somebody's idea of a joke?"

'I taught him to shake hands, but I don't know where he got the joybuzzer!'

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

Mime Tug-of-War

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"It's good to see that... ...Tia Carmen teaching Gracie valuable family traditions passed down through the generations."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

The balance of power shifted when sparky figured out how to use the laser pointer.

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

Forcing the Rabbit to Eat the Magicians Hat.

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Restroom Practical Joke.

'Silly Billy - who told you that you could eat a cake of soap?'

Fitz wasn't sure if this was a legitimate rescue or just more culinary trickery.

"It might be a better trick if you didn't use see-through glass"

'Take that off, Fuller. You're scaring the hell out of everyone!'

'Say when.'

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

'Whatever you do don't press the parallel dimensions button again!'

Mission: Carrot

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"Today is the rabbit's day off."

Parisian Bohemians - Proprietor of a rabbit restaurant catching stray cats

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'The magian didn't have to grouch about the mucker's mafficking.'

Saint Gustaf, patron of pranksters and practical jokers. Martyred by angry mob in 725.

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'That's for not taking an interest in archery!'

'It's the same special as yesterday...'