Thanksgiving Tricksters T-Shirts

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"Namaste."

Snowman Magic

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

Fish Training

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

Turkey with an ax to grind.

'Your x-rays don't look good.'

Two prisoners pull a Christmas cracker, the free gift is a hacksaw.