Thanksgiving Tricksters T-Shirts

Turkey disguises

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

A cat is hiding in a block of cheese to lure a mouse out of its hole.

'You are right, honey, it's raining too much. It's not the best day to visit my mom.'

"So yes, I bit him! How was I supposed to know it was Master wearing a red fat-suit and a fake white beard?"

Cat Waits For Mouse To Come And Kiss Under The Mistletoe

"Put away the gummy candies and bring out the apples. The kid's mother is our dentist!"

"I see you attending a family reunion, where things get quite heated."

RETURN BOOKS HERE, 'I'm sorry, sir -- all our books on Houdini have disappeared.'

"Namaste."

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

"We know you have better treats than raisins...we hacked your supermarket loyalty card."

Thanksgiving.

Fish Training

Snowman Magic

How the Easter Bunny lets everyone know where the naughty kids live.

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

"So Marty, how's business these days?" "Great. I've just sold my homing pigeon for the 34th time."

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."

Halloween. Trick or Treat trophy.

Piñata police line-up.

'Nope! Wrong again! Let's try it again... around and around... now which cup is your nitroglycerin tablet under?'

"I survived this long by telling all the young toms that a farmer will bring an ax to cut the fence downed set free the first turkey he sees."

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

"Let's just take the Kosciuszko."

'Hey, Fred, what are you doing for Thanksgiving?'

"See, Kevin ... I told you you'd be too scary if you go trick or treating as a dentist!"

Dog pointing to turkey who stole his dog cone.

'You know why Pilgrim's pants fall down? They wear their buckles on their hats.' Where Light and Dark Meat Comes From.

Thanksgiving Turkey Trial

'Tom, I think you better rearrange your tail feathers.'

Turkey with an ax to grind.

'Your x-rays don't look good.'