Treasure Map Explorer Gifts

Treasure Island Book.

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

"The Capt'n maintains a balanced portfolio should include a number of off-shore accounts."

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

"You're stealing from the rich and selling it to the poor on Craigslist?"

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

'We always like to give more bling for the buck.'

Fishing direction sign.

Dept. of the Treasury

'I meant a book report on 'Treasure Island,' not a report on the Muppet movie version.'

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

"Remember, it's the journey not the destination."

An angry Scientist has discovered his two Lab' mice are using a GPS to find their way through a maze to some cheese.

Pirate dogs burying bones.

"Wow, I was expecting to also get a pearl, but I'll take a panini."

Thoughtful gifts for that special pirate in your life.

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Hey, at least you got a severance package."

"Go about a foot and take a right, then it's the second left, no, no ... the third left, then straight …"

"Enough with the garage sales, Harold."

Diver finds Davy Jones' locker.

Man digs a hole looking for treasure and ends up falling out the side of a cliff sees a sign: You Are Here.

At the end of the rainbow

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we stop acting so childish."

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Pirate Dives For Underwater Treasure

Travellers

"I'm trying to focus on the treasures in my life that aren't buried."

Diver with metal detector thinks he has located treasure but he has located atomic waste.

"Nope, not a dock! Not a diving board! Guess again!"

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.