Mini-map Explorer Gifts

Teaching from Home

"And just like that, e got rid of Florida."

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Twenty-first century baby walker

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Bike Rides

'Oh man, we are so lost...!'

Excess Baggage: By the time the male of the species admits he is lost. It is generally too late.

"That's the last time I buy a dog from a cartoonist."

'Does this get me a purple heart?'

'Typical man - why can't he just ask for directions?'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

The Monitor is going to sleep.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

Can I have a look at the map?

'No, no, no. You guys are way off! This isn't even the cat. You guys are on the dog.'

Since we've remodeled, you are no longer here.

'Are you going exploring or retrieving a duck?'

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

'We have a tour every hour, on the hour, Sir...'

'So much for your internal compass.'

"You have reached the edge of town."

Toys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.

Trainset

'Well, dammit, I say he should stop and ask someone!'

"How can you claim to offer directions if you don't know the best way to Epsilon Delta VII?"

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

"I don't care what the map says, this isn't Sheffield."

'Exactly what the forecast on telly.'

Lab rat in maze, sees 'you are here' map.

Two cows in military dress looking at a map table with a cow-design.

'The humans have weapons of mass destruction.'

Musician's Fishing Trip

"Sorry... My School Aversion Syndrome is totally bad today."