Treadmill Workouts Gifts

You dope, that one's for cross-country runners.

Man on exercise bike with dog on treadmill

Dog Walking Services

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"OK, ready to go again?"

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Sisyphus during Covid

No caption. (A mother runs on a treadmill with a baby carriage on the treadmill next to her).

Robber on treadmill

Walking To School Simulator

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"You're doing great - keep it up."

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

Bull Treadmill

At the baby oil factory.

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

Superhero training.

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

Tred carefully mill.

"I don't get it. I hired him to workout for me every day, and I still haven't lost any weight."

Dog walking on treadmill towards image of mailman.

Running machine with pothole.

Crisis at the health club.

Yeah, maybe this would work better outside.

"... and over here, you can set the level of decline based on your age."

"It's the groundhogs. They think you're the God of Thunder."