Treadmill Sleeper Pillows

Sleepwalker on treadmill

"OK, ready to go again?"

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

No caption (A man running on a treadmill hands a relay baton to a man on the treadmill in front of him).

Guy in gym

Rip Van Winkle, "He's survived the operation, now he's sleeping peacefully."

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

"That will be the gold standard by which all other naps are judged."

Walking To School Simulator

Olympic Torch Training

"I have to say, sleeping in a coffin is way better since I got the box spring."

"You're doing great - keep it up."

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.

Programmer Dreams

A person seeking truth walks on a treadmill.

Caution: high speed treadmill, hole in wall behind it

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'But, dear, I am walking the dog.'

'I need to lose enough pounds to take a thirty-five meal cruise!'

"Why did you just dump my kiwi-colada smoothie on my head?" "I'm glad you (huff) asked." "Studies (huff) show that sitting all (huff) day long behind a desk leads (huff) to obesity, sickness, (huff) toe-swelling (huff) and an early, (huff) excruciating (huff) death." "So more (huff) and more (huff) office workers are using (huff) standing desks (huff) with treadmills." "Have you ever (huff) tried handing someone (huff) a smoothie while running (huff) on a treadmill?" "They walk. ...walk."

"Jenkins has always been good at saving energy."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

'When did the treadmill replace the rat race?'

"Not me, brother - you wake him!"

'They gave me this new cubicle with my own water fountain, treadmill, lunch dish... hey, wait a minute!'

Bull Treadmill

New from NBC: 'World's Biggest Feline Loser.'

"Courtney: Raised by hamsters"

"This alarm clock is guaranteed to wake you. It's sounds like a husband snoring."

"There's a couple aliens at the door asking if you'll get off the treadmill - you're sending shockwaves through the time-space continuum."

"Just two paragraphs from our internet provider's terms and conditions agreement and she was out like a light."