Treadmill Owner Who Prefers Walking Pillows

'That treadmill was only used once.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

'I just don't feel I'm getting anywhere.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Carrot in front of the donkey workout.

"I put the speed on reckless. . ."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Guy in gym

"Do you guys want to go for a walk?"

"When I was your age, I had to ride fifteen miles on a little stationary bike while disco lights flashed and E.D.M. played in the background."

"I gave up on the wheel and designed this. You'll thank me when electricity is invented."

Joint Ventures!

'Mac, I told you last week a collar and a tag aren't enough - there's a leash law in this town.'

"Our new treadmill is easy to use, you just set it to the speed setting that's most comfortable for you."

Eager to get back out but want to limit your exposure? Come to Barry's barbershop, restaurant, gym 'n cinema.

Olympic Torch Training

To-Let Town Centre Map

'Since hooking our generators up to your exercise machines, we've cut our fuel consumption by 25.'

Walking To School Simulator

"All those years of dodging taxes and chasing investment yield have kept me in top shape, right?"

'Will I still be married?'

"Susan! The Johnson's dog is chasing me while I'm jogging again!"

Easy chair exercise machines

Macho man body building club.

"Do you have a motorized one?"

"Still on your left."

Protein Powder Irony

A muscle pushing a body builders brain out of his skull.

Boxing gym: get your jabs here

The trick to losing weight is to eat a small portion and wait 10 minutes. By then your resolve has caught up with your appetite!

Gym: Back and Forth or Going Nowhere.