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"I'm going to miss you too, honey."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Mr. Punch in Venice

'I think I have found Mr. Right.'

"You wanted a romantic getaway, so...get away."

Beach flirting

"I know it's only our second date, and stop me if I'm moving too fast, but, would you non-rev with me?"

Rainbow/Horizon

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'I don't want anything for myself...But if it's not too much trouble, please send my mother a son-in-law who's a Doctor...'

'Sorry!...Recalculating.'

The Remote Olympics

Woman finds sensitive mechanic to date.

'For many months, you've been preparing to enter the sea of matrimony, and today, you walk the plank.'

"You know that on-line romance you've been carryin' on? Well this here's Samantha!"

Honeymooning in Paris.

"Anything to declare aside from ever-lasting love and devotion to each other?"

Trilby - 'I suppose you do all this kind of thing for mere amusement, Mr. Wynne?'

'You and your 'couples only' cruise!'

Chez Bistro. Let's go dutch tonight, Francine. What is this? An "unfunded man date"?

"A double room with twin minibars, please!"

'Excuse me beautiful lady, I think you've dropped something... my heart!'

"It has a nice soft shoulder. You said you needed one to cry on, didn't you?"

'I wish you wouldn't put these little mints on my pillow when we stay at hotels. They melt into my hair.'

Colin's GPS was to prove useless at finding Maureen's 'G' spot.

A woman taking her heart for a walk.

'So when are we going to hit this 'open road' you're always talking about?'

Plaster of Paris

Lover's Lane. Dears crossing.

"All this talk about self-driving cars. I can't see the benefit. They'll never catch on. Believe me son, people like to drive."

"You and your crazy idea to hitch-hike through Venice!"

'We've come a long way together. You've given me direction...You're so patient when I make mistakes...You've got such a soft, sexy voice, too...You're the best SatNav I've ever had...'

"If they turned off when you clapped, they probably weren't the northern lights."

'2085 AD: Nothing has changed much. Lovers still carve their initials in synthetic trees with laser pen knives.

"So how's married life?"