Traveling Plant Parent Pillows

Car towing a caravan and a greenhouse.

'If I had known it was going to be such a late Spring, i would have never started my garden seeds, indoors.'

Allotment

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"I'm losing my patience with you."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'Perfect. Do you deliver?'

'This plant which you brought to me from your office snubs all my other plants.'

'Personally I can't see anything wrong with GM crops!'

"Takes the food right out of your mouth."

"Do you ever feel like you were meant for something else?"

"Stop blaming yourself. You loved, and dedicated so much of your time. Have you considered getting another cactus?"

The Professor was a brilliant botanist but a hopeless photographer.

"I don't know the Latin, but the common name is climbing onion."

"You must have a green thumb."

"Oh No!! - I'm deciduous..."

Solar Plant

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

Boy's plant with the shadow of a tree.

"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"

'Sometimes I think if it wasn't for Lucy here, I'd go mad.'

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

"I think you've overfed the plant!"

Bird nesting in the garden.

"Who wants to live in a Garden Centre?"

'We can't fire Wembley... it's now a Protected Habitat!'

Tree Identification Field Guide...

Max P. and The Whole Ball Of Wax

The Houseplant Cemetery.

Scientist on field trip.

"Here's the new smart plant...it tells you when you're overwatering it."