Traveling Dog Parent Gifts

Portable Homes

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"I can't believe how great my life is now: We used to live in an apartment, but now, I have my own garden..."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"I only travelled with my umbilical cord!"

Dog walking Human.

'Are we there yet?'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

Ezekiel and his Dog: "Have you been in the valley of dry bones again?"

"Good evening, Susan. We've decided it's time you get your own bed."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

Why would a dog wear a hat?

A dog on the sidewalk has a 'walk me' sign, begging for a walk.

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'For pete's sake Walter!! Enough with the tail, I can't read your writing!!'

'Rigt, now he's going through the spin cycle.'

"Are we done yet? ... Because I'm turning around now."

"Don't pretend you're sleeping."

'Settle an argument. Which is better incessant barking or meowing?'

'If it doesn't itch, why worry?'

'Will you be wanting this?'

"You go ahead and sleep, girl. I’m sure Philip Roth won’t be offended."

"I can have wine on this new diet if i exercise. . ."

"I normally scream and cry on car rides, but I'm saving it all up for when we get on our flight"

'What's founder?'

Dogs

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

'The months of arduous training were worth it, she makes a decent martini.'

Even when it came to walking the dog Norman would take a relaxed approach.

Being able to digest news quickly is a sure sign of intelligence.

Cool Cat, Dog Dork, Grumpy Goldfish, Constipated Cockatiel.