Traveler's Birthday Gifts

Municipal Airport, Bags left unattended will be sold at our gift shop.

Easter Island legs

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

"Convertible. Must be nice."

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

Due to recent cutbacks, several major airlines have eliminated their snack carts.

'Anything to declare?'

Hotel mini-bar.

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Hi! You want to, like, hang out? Sure. When are you free? Twig! Time to pack. We're leaving!! In about a year? It's on my iCal.

A hand reaching frantically out a lavatory door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away.

Bev puts on an old favorite