Traveler's Birthday Gifts

Municipal Airport, Bags left unattended will be sold at our gift shop.

Easter Island legs

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Off to see the world

Vaccination Passport

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Man with backpack discharged on luggage pick up.

'Anything to declare?'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

'Do you suffer from Jet Lag the day after Christmas?'

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

Passengers arriving on luggage conveyor belt

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

Airline: Arrivals, Departures, Missing Luggage and Missing Planes.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

'We don't charge you any extra, but we will hate you,'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Bev puts on an old favorite

A hand reaching frantically out a lavatory door trying to grab a roll of toilet paper that's rolling away.

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'