Traveler In Middle-east Pillows

Zzzzzz...

"I got super baked in the shire and accidentally recruited these four little weirdos for the most important mission of all time."

J. R. R. Tolkien

Kissing the Blarney Stone.

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

'Oddly, few archaeologist comment on the flossing habits of Easter Island inhabitants.'

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

'It doesn't show it on this map....'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

'I have nothing to declare... Okay, I liked Maui better.'

Mahmoud Abbas

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Yasser Arafat

al-Maliki.

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

The delegitimization effort.

"Mas agua for the gringos?"

The Landlord Of The Rings

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for

You Are Lost

'I was told there would be no un-dressing.'

Gate 3C. Jones. Olsen. Tex.

'Waiter, please bring me a knife and fork for my coffee.'

'Don't you think it's time we bought new suitcases?'

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples

Travel Agent - Building not finished

A tale of two cities: Aleppo and Mosul

'What if there's a Palestinian CRISIS?'

Nights in Bath

'You were Tolkien in your sleep again...'

'We'd like to visit a peaceful police state away from any terror treats.'

Southern Spanish Cuisine

Questions for the wise one.