Traveler Extraoridinaire Pillows

'Do you realize this is the third time we've packed up and moved to Canada?'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Oh indeed I did: I went feral for a year when I was young. It taught me a lot about the world, but about myself too..."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

'You want a quick read? How about this one: 'Memoirs of an Amnesic'?'

Vaccination Passport

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Travel Agency: Pacific time cures all ills.

'It's a great job, but the commuting is murder!'

Aliens - 'We heard stuff is cheap here.'

"You've traveled all this way just to score some pot? Okay—How much do you want?"

'Anything to declare?'

'And upon landing the pilot will give everyone in first class a hug.'

A guy fills up his camel with H2O in the desert.

"You'll get over him."

"It's a leap year, so an extra week's added to the calendar."

Miniature Trailer on Desert Island

"This patient must be really rich! He brought back the most extravagant illnesses from exotic holiday spots."

Of course, Hal rented a car with economy gps.

Notice to travelers: 'Delayed' is the New 'on time'.

"Yes, it's half past two - is that all?"

Bev puts on an old favorite

Vacation on the Moon.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

'Go to Hell'

'I told you you should have bought a sat nav...!'

"Is it just me or are wagon wheels smaller than they used to be?"

"At least we're not spending money on gas for travel."

"I'm finally done celebrating the recent election."

English man in Australia during christmas