Concertgoer Extraoridnaire Pillows

"Bono is nice, and Bono cares, but I really dig Barry Manilow."

A Symphony of Penguins

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Cimafunk

Rhapsody in Blue.

Anna Calvi

Felix Mendelssohn

EWE 2.

I love my Timpani

George Michael

Orchestra.

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Elvis Presley

Piano and Pianist with broken legs.

Italica

Bassoons.

Jarvis Cocker

Freddie Mercury

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

"I guess someone got up on the wrong side of the podium today."

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

Eric Clapton.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Johannes Sebastian Bach

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

Jeff Beck.