Outdoor Concert Goer Pillows

"The forecast is good so we've had to ship it in."

Brass Band

"That's it, Tom. Here they come. Just keep playing 'Freebird.'"

A orchestra performs in the rain

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

Rhapsody in Blue.

'He just burst into my campsite, and broke my banjo!'

EWE 2.

George Michael

Elvis Presley

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

Italica

'I think I see what's making your funny noise.'

Jarvis Cocker

"The last time I heard a beat like this I was at a Grateful Dead concert."

Johannes Sebastian Bach

Hey, I think I found something. Heavy metal detector.

'I've got two tickets to Handel's Messiah -- What time do you get off work?'

Eric Clapton.

"Free Bird!"

'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

Super Bowl Halftime Show Barbra Streisand reads from her memoir.

Young boy thinks he's spotted an old rocker.

Songbird.

"This next one's called 'Song for Me'."

Jimi Hendrix.

Jeff Beck.

David Grohl - Foo Fighters

"Thank you! That last tune took some fancy fingerpickin'. Apologies to those in the front who may have gotten a press - on nail or two in their drink."

"Oh, yes - BEAUTIFUL singer he was - but could he snap his fingers. . ?"

Steve Howe.