Travel Tweet Enthusiast Pillows

'I just wish I'd learned how to tweet Italian before we came.'

Carefree luggage.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Fight or Flight

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'Are we there yet?'

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The World's Easiest Airport

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Early model of baggage claim"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Tourists in Egypt

I love the Shard