Travel Tweet Enthusiast Mugs

'I just wish I'd learned how to tweet Italian before we came.'

Carefree luggage.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Easter Island legs

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Fight or Flight

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"If God had meant us to fly, he'd give us more leg room!"

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"Early model of baggage claim"

Tourists in Egypt

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

'…and remember - around HERE, ‘talk is CHEEP'.'

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

The World's Easiest Airport