Travel Truth Exposer Pillows

A train says 'Delays' while the board says 'On Time'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

Airplane food

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

Unrest Area.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

The Adventures of Tom Friedman, Boy Reporter

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

'What a bargain!'