Travel Truth Exposer Prints

A train says 'Delays' while the board says 'On Time'

'What zip code are we in now?'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'Hold on, I'll get the camera.'

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Cash Machines From Across the Land

"Could you tell me how to get to cedar grove, New Jersey? I want to see where my grandfather was born."

Columbus Discovers that when Exploring, It's Not Such A Great idea to Bring The Family Along.

Airplane food

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"And so another trip comes to an end...with family brought closer together by a shared experience."

"It says here that in your last job you did a lot of traveling."

'Mom! Do they have traffic lights and stop signs in the sky?'

"Don't worry. If we're too late, we can always catch the secondary screening."

Unrest Area.

"So, then, I guess the Johnsons are feeding our clothes."

'Isn't that the ghastly couple we met last summer in Rock?'

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

'But, I have only one item of hand-luggage... You can't charge me extra...'

"During our vacation my wife and I went to Paris while our suitcases went to Rome and Athens."

Have you considered a career in travel brochures?

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

"Two roads diverged in a wood, and Rachel took the one less traveled... Huge mistake."

Orville Wright, not sure he wants to eat airline food, brings a sandwich to his historic first flight.

"Department of Philosophy" "Free Why-fi"

'My husband, Bill, works at the airport - I still haven't opened my birthday presents from three years ago.'

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"

At the celebrity jobcentre...

'What a bargain!'

Justice Weighs Truth