Travel Schemer T-Shirts

"You're getting warmer."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Tourists

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Mr. Punch in Venice

"Me, as soon as I'm old enough, I'm out of here! I'll go and join my older brother: he's a beach bum in San Diego, California..."

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Italia tours

Computer Hitching a Ride to Silicon Valley

'Are we broke yet?'

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'After researching our dream vacation online with reviews, commentaries, we cams and pictures, we felt we'd been there and didn't need the trip!'

"For the last time, we never need the route with the fewest turns."

Greek A-Z Map,

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Pyramid builders make the Statue of Liberty.

Gulliver's other travels.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Tiny air ship flying over globe.

The Fall from Pisa

"Me, my dream would be to attend the Cheery Blossom Festival in Japan..."

The London Olympic bid

Skiing at Sea