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'We're looking to expand our globalization into countries that don't extradite.'

"Marshall, somewhere out there, just waiting for us, is a loophole in the system."

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"One day, my boy, all this will be retirement homes."

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'You're closer to the Big Guy than anyone. Will you help us kill him?'

“Son, that… ‘some this will all be yours’… is now!”

"My assistant is more of a behind-the-scenes kind of guy."

"I suppose you're wondering why I've summoned you here at 3 AM, minion." "I try not to wonder." "After crunching the numbers, I've determined we'd increase profits by being open 24/7." "We're in the suburbs. Everyone's asleep." "Not true. By being closed at 3 AM, we're missing out on the potentially-lucrative Igor the Wino clientele." "Go to the alley and give Igor a 1-for-the-price-of-2 coupon." "Very bad man."

"I'm in big trouble. The dog ate my homework, and Dad ate my science project."

Religion & Economics.

'Do you want to be red Tory or blue Labour?'

"It's a setup."

The trips postponed by La Covid continue

No Miss, I wasn't day dreaming. I was planning my summer vacation!

'Damn, I just love this new problem solving tool!'

'We've decided to foreclose on Paraguay, Ferguson -- Get down there and take the place over.'

Travel Scenes

"I was sick - sick in Hawaii."

"Look, let's just say I haven't seen anything, Charlie hasn't heard anything, and Tom hasn't said anything."

World Domination

"Doing chores is very stimulating. I'm always thinking of ways to avoid them."

The Cuban government studies the possiblity of allowing residents to travel outside the country as tourists.

"So, are we singing from the same hymnbook?"

"Emotionally, I'm checking three bags."

Old man stealing sand from a sand box for child

Emotional Baggage Check In.

'I'm always thinking of my fellow man - that's how I stay ahead of him.'

"May I have your attention? For Christmas, all I want is for everyone to write a note on how smart, charming and social I am. I'm collecting college reference letters before I enter my terrible teens."

Tourist

What the globe in Christopher Columbus' classroom must have looked like.

"This is an imaginative expenses claim. I wish we could use those skills of yours in the business."

"Our flight's been diverted to Frankfurt - but remember, it is better to travel than to arrive."

In. Out. Destroyed without my knowledge.

"If we don't decide what we're worth, who will?"