Travel Preppers Gifts

Excess Baggage: For many folks, the best part of a vacation is the 'getting ready'.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Airplane food

"Ah...here they are!"

'Are we there yet?'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

Santa's wash day.

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Quick, follow that star

"How's my tripping you up?"

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

Emergency Underpants

TSA

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

'To much orange.'

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

"He keeps touching me!"

'The first act of air rage'

The segway RV.

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."

'Quit goofing around Harold, the ferry is going to leave soon.'