Travel Preppers Mugs

Excess Baggage: For many folks, the best part of a vacation is the 'getting ready'.

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

'Are we there yet?'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'I feel like my ears are about to pop.'

Airplane food

"Ah...here they are!"

'Are we there yet?'

"If we'd gone South for the winter, we'd be back by now."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Santa's wash day.

"AS a matter of fact, yes, you have told me you vacationed on Earth."

Quick, follow that star

"How's my tripping you up?"

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"I know what the airlines charge to check a bag is outrageous, but. . ."

TSA

Ghosts from around the world

"Can't fool me, Jake, there's a coach comin' in!"

Emergency Underpants

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"He keeps touching me!"

'I wouldn't be so concerned if they weren't already sitting in the exit row.'

'To much orange.'

Flight: Select your spot.

Palm Pilot. I can't wait until we get to Hawaii --- I've got lots of family there! Tropical Air.

A man takes a selfie with an Egyptian mummy

The segway RV.

'The first act of air rage'

"It's a game where we roll the dice to see which destination wedding we should spend our savings on this year."