Travel Optimist Gifts

'While our cases were soaking up the sun over there we were soaking up the rain over here!'

Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

The fate of the emigrant

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Invasion Of The Summer Aliens

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Doctor examining Easter Island statue.

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"Will you have a Sphinx?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Fight or Flight

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Walking Luggage.

Road Forks in the Road: No Way and Yes Way.

'Are we there yet?'

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"I feel like that I've been given a unique oppurtunity to speak out on issues."

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Mr. Punch in Venice

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The World's Easiest Airport

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tourists in Egypt

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'