Travel Novice Pillows

"This is the last time I let you handle our vacation plans, you cheapskate."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

Easter Island legs

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

"First time pruning?"

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Walking Luggage.

Fight or Flight

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

'Are we there yet?'

'Echo Tourism'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

The only way to see the world is to see the world

The World's Easiest Airport

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

Motor Tourism

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

Tourists in Egypt

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

Travelling