Travel Kit Collector Pillows

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'And here's the toolkit.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

"Which free tote goes best?"

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

Traveller's Luggage.

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

Wolfman kit.

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

Forklift truck

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

In case you cut yourself breaking glass, break this glass.

Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

Dominic Raab holiday

"Excuse me... Did they say carrion, or carry-on?"

"Congrats! It's a spork."

Bet You Buy This Kit.