Travel Kit Collector Prints

'You're excited about winning a traveling toothbrush kit in a sweepstakes after spending $300 on postage and entering 1,500 contests?'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

The White House: Some Assembly Required.

A fire extinguisher box with band aids in them has a sign above with reads, "In case you cut yourself breaking glass break this glass."

'And here's the toolkit.'

Scenes from a Vacation

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

'It's an '07 model. I JUST finished putting it together.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Myrtle and Moby never miss the annual RV migration.

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

"Which free tote goes best?"

'Of course, if you'd like to splurge, this home brewing kit costs $12,000 - it comes with a genuine German brewmaster.'

"Awesome, yes - but what's the point? I mean, aside from the travel reward points."

'Hey, Pam, what do you think? I get extra air miles for using my own transportation!'

New England kit arriving today - "What time's rip-off ?"

"This is the new pre-season, post game, after lunch but before 4 PM kit!"

"So that's what this is all about? Frequent Flyer Miles?"

Do It Yourself Igloo Kit.

'It appears to be a set of luggage earmarked for Dallas, mission control.'

Traveller's Luggage.

"Need a lift?"

Ten years! I told you not to ask if he had photos from his odyssey. Cyclops again … Cyclops again … oh, those are the Sirens …

Forklift truck

"It's our new pre-mid season post match after lunch strip."

Wolfman kit.

In case you cut yourself breaking glass, break this glass.

Well, when I said, "never bring a knife to a gun fight," I figured the spoon and fork were also implied.

You watch - she'll steer every conversation back to salad.

Dominic Raab holiday

Birth of a rhinestone cowboy.

"...we didn't lose your luggage, we forgot to load it."

"Congrats! It's a spork."

"Excuse me... Did they say carrion, or carry-on?"