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'It's my own fault for not checking the reviews.'

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

'Someplace where we could take lots of selfies with national monuments...'

Easter Island legs

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

"I was going to chuck it all and go to Paris but I didn't have enough frequent-flier miles."

"Hmm...well...It'll look better when it's finished...!"

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

Fight or Flight

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Walking Luggage.

'Are we there yet?'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

The World's Easiest Airport

Type A Freshman - changed courses four times, got a job, organized a protest, quit the job, plans to take second semester abroad.

"Do you remember, Peg—are we on our way out or on our way back?"

"How about if we just winter in hell?"

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

"Now you've seen the bust how about letting me see Naples?"

"Early model of baggage claim"

"Excuse me, but for some reason you have us traveling with our kids."

'It's a blonde, long-legged species with a melodious voice and it goes south for the winter.'

The only way to see the world is to see the world

Tourists in Egypt

Beware of the crafty Kia bird of New Zealand.

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Are we there yet?'

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