Travel Fiend T-Shirts

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

'Echo Tourism'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Travelling

Motor Tourism

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

The High Line at Giza

Airplane Mode.

Camping-Pong

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Injured backpacker.

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Be open to help.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

Western Outfitters.

Airport

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'