Travel Fiend Pillows

"Use the platinum card—I need the miles."

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Are we going for suntan, personal development or being the envy of our friends on Instagram?"

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

'Echo Tourism'

Travelling

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Motor Tourism

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"I don't see a destination called 'Veganville' sir."

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

Kids ask repetitively: 'Is the recession over yet?'

Camping-Pong

The High Line at Giza

"Don't move! It's as I suspected, they're attracted to clowns!"

Airplane Mode.

"Well what does the GPS say?"

'This is the fun part...waiting to find out just what we've ordered.

Leave Nothing But Footprints, Take Nothing But Selfies.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"Frankly, I never would've figured you for an S.U.V. person."

'French hypermarket' ' 5 English or less' till

Injured backpacker.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

Be open to help.

'Aloha! On behalf of the tourist board may I thank you for visiting our remote and mysterious island - Have a nice day!'

Airport

"You've got to be kidding me." Hoover Dam

"Oh, it was lovely down there. Two golf courses, miles of unspoiled beaches, an air of quiet elegance..."