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"Maybe I needed a brain also! I left my heart in San Francisco!"

'OK, the old one's in my right hand, the donor's in my left. Rght?'

'Okay, Mom. I'm sorry I re-gifted one of the kidneys you gave me.'

'Henry had a successful animal organ transplant - isn't that right, Henry?'

"I don't want any old ones, I want my own back..."

'Have you forgotten, dear, that you gave your heart to me in nineteen ninety one?'

'I've just realised where we went wron...g'

New life (organ donation)

Although early tests show Dr. McWit's hare transplant hides hair loss, and has no dangerous side effects, Ed's not sure he likes the results.

'I don't know who I am. I have a donor heart, a donor kidney, a donor liver,a donor cornea, a donor lung...'

"I always wondered who got my transplant."

'Bad news, pastor. The only donation we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra.'

"Good news Mr Pondexter! We found a kidney donor."

Surgeon to other: 'First organ transplant?'

'I guess the transplant went ok - I just got a love letter from my new liver!'

Organ Donor Card

'If this works, don't forget to thank her for the kidney.'

Pig heart donation saves human life

Tele-Heart Delivery to the Hospital.

Hospital recycling bank.

Organ Transplant Service - "Rather ironic isn't it...we need a new pump."

The shakedown escalates.

"I've decided to be an organ donor."

"Don't worry. I'm doing someone's liver resection tomorrow and I'll grab one of their kidneys."

Is there anyone here from 'customer care'? Could you tell them I'll ring back as soon as I've got my new kidney in!

"I just ate my organ donor card."

'Here comes the transplant specialist now.'

'I'll see you kidney and raise you my liver.'

"Maybe it wasn't such a smart idea for you to have left everything to science."

Transplant ward - where having a change of heart isn't frowned upon.

'We are doing everything we can to find a donor.'

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

Richard the Pigheart

"Bad news, pastor. The only donation that we've gotten so far is a Wurlitzer from the orchestra."

"During the holidays, we like to refer to organ donation as 'regifting.'"