Transition Navigator Gifts

'You do realize you're no longer a pro athlete and there is no preseason to work out the kinks, don't you?'

'We really can't afford golden parachutes any more, but here's a plastic crash helmet.'

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

'Are we there yet?'

"I remember when the death of the hero meant the end of the sequels. Now it marks the beginning of the prequels."

'Believe me, I know transformation isn't easy. I pulled a muscle once.'

Characters jumping out of a book.

'We can order Lebanese, Thai, Italian, Indian, Greek or Chinese...'

"A journey of a thousand miles begins with a MAP, actually."

"More rescue efforts, less screenplay."

'I solved the problem of dead zones on my cell phone with a personal satellite,'

'AHH, here it is! At the next intersection, turn left, then cough, following that, turn right, then cough...' WHEN DOCTORS NAVIGATE.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"What your memoir really needs is an addiction."

"I am not asking for directions."

The writers group met every Tuesday for support and fellowship.

Titanic: How's my steering.

"That's a plain burger and black coffee? But what kind of plain burger and what kind of black coffee?"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Battery Lighthouse

"This is an excellent story, Doris, so far."

"We'll start with the appetizer, move on to the entree, and then finish up with dessert."

"Can I tell you about a few items that aren't on the menu?"

"I feel that I have at least one more unpublished novel in me."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"For pity's sake, George - stop tooting and ask for directions!"

"...And I like how you switched from the first person narrative to third person—impressive." "Thanks."

"Perhaps you wouln't have declared so many places 'worth a detour' if you'd held the map right way up!"

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