Transformation Tracker Gifts

Weight Loss Clinic: "Would you like to see some before and after shots?"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

"Obama planted it."

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

'Dinosaur footprints!'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

"I'll read the will."

Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?

511 Tweeting

Height Chart.

'Mobile still warm. White man here 10, maybe 15 minutes ago.'

"But 'Tibetan Sky Burial' sounded so cool."