Transformation Tracker Pillows

Weight Loss Clinic: "Would you like to see some before and after shots?"

Bureau to cut back on bureaucratic paperwork...

Explorer with enormous magnifying glass.

'I'm sorry, Collin, but our Dreyfus Mid-Cap fund completely tanked, so we're going to have to let you go.'

"Honesty, I saw a train yesterday"

'Weird ... the footprints just seem to end right here.'

'I hope you kept the receipt.'

"Obama planted it."

"What really grinds my gears is by this time next year, I'll look exactly like you."

Have you considered the possibility that you're only hiding from yourself?

'Trust me, the deer have been here. I see tracks everywhere... and look! Fresh droppings!'

Metamorphosis is coming.

'There's something about that Indian scout I don't trust.'

"Well done, yes, it's a skunk scent. Concentrate though, can you smell the faint trace of perfume? It's a female skunk..."

'Dinosaur footprints!'

'Jury foreman, I'm going to assume that you've reached a verdict.'

'We'll put our horses in 'Do Not Track' mode by going through this stream bed.'

'Took me all night to write that message.'

Boss, the customers can hear you cackling maniacally. I've topped myself, minion. It's not enough to run ads that tout our own excellence; we have to simultaneously tear down the competition. Behold my masterpiece. "100 percent of those who drink Coffee King's coffee will die." Best part is it's technically true.

'To tell you the truth I don't what it is.'

"Decaf. They can't be far away."

Abrupt end to Red Feather's scouting career.

"Our tracker says that he's located some deer sign."

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

'The tracks are getting fresher. He's close by.'

'Bear tracks! I'd say, two days old.'

"How the hell does he do that?"

'Hunting, gathering.... It's so hard to prioritize!'

How 'Warehouses' have grown over the years

"I'll read the will."

Cameron speaks out about EU - or did he?

511 Tweeting

Der Spiegel

'Mobile still warm. White man here 10, maybe 15 minutes ago.'

Height Chart.