'It's no use ... I'll never catch anyone. I can't even catch my breath.'
Training Champ Pillows
Give your training hero a cozy reminder of their dedication with a charming pillow. Great for relaxing after a hard session or adding a motivational touch to any space.
'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'
"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."
A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.
"OK, ready to go again?"
Examinations.
The First Day Back
Make up your mind. Next exit 500 miles.
"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"
PE teacher teaching football tactics. Boy sat in corner with dunce cap.
'Every single piece of homework handed in this morning - there couldn't have been much on TV last night!'
Monkey casino study.
At 4 years old most kids can say easy straightforward sentences.
"You bet I had it mounted, it gave me the best fight of my life."
"Oh please, go on, just for the weekend."
"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."
Father's Day
"I'm ready. Are you ready? Let the billing begin!"
The art of fishing.
Traffic warden directing people in the gym.
Nature Scents Research Department.
'Honey, can you believe we share 99% of our DNA with chimps!?'
"What setting do I use for this?"
"Before this goes any farther, you should know that I have kids, and I'm old, and I live in a shoe."
"At the moment I'm afraid we have learning difficulties..."
Healthy eating centre - keep off the grease.
"'Wash the Car'? Isn't that nepotism?"
'Hey, I just noticed something. So you know what you get if you cover the 'c' in potato chips? Potato hips, isn't that funny?'
'That's it Ma'am: Your VCR is set and programmed... You don't need to be an Alpha Male to work it out...'
Little known evolutionary steps.
'So now will you take my advice and lose some weight?'
'It's so hot you could fry an egg white on the sidewalk.'
Don couldn't figure it. His aftershave had worked great for that guy on tv
Buffing Cars.
'School's out... the adventure begins!'
Training Champ Pillows Collection
Training Champ Mugs
Looking for more motivational mugs for your training champion? Explore our collection of witty and inspiring designs to brighten their day.
Training Champ Prints
Decorate their space with inspiring art prints that celebrate dedication and humor. Check out our collection for the perfect motivational artwork.
Training Champ T-Shirts
Discover our range of motivational t-shirts perfect for every training enthusiast. Find a witty or inspiring design that they'll love wearing.