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'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

'It seats two comfortably.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Do you come here often?'

Shall I be mother?

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

The public was right

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Orthopaedist

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'You had me at hell.'

The house that Ruth built.

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

The little engine that could, but didn't feel like it

"Are you binge watching again?"

Milk production