Train Set Collector Pillows

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

'It seats two comfortably.'

"You seem dangerous. I like that."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Why so grim, handsome?"

"So, Bob... anything you'd like to tell me about your little trip to the hunting store on Boxing Day?"

Shall I be mother?

'Hi, I'm looking for something small and portable!'

'Do you come here often?'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I swapped shirts with Peter Crouch.'

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

Orthopaedist

Doric, Ionic, Corinthian, and Broken Pillars.

'I know it looks silly, but they say his prophecies have regained their old accuracy.'

TV Producers Workshop. The first goal of a series to avoid cancellation long enough to issue a DVD set. Get boxed before you get canned!

The public was right

'I meant bring your fishing tackle.'

'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'You had me at hell.'

'Did you just hear that? Scientist say we are now an endangered species and mating should be our top priority!'

'They say that these are also handy for carrying a sleeping bag, pad, tent, foul weather gear, extra clothes, trail mix...'

"I'd love to talk. I'm on a train!"

"It's our largest truck...and it comes with a spare car."

The house that Ruth built.

Salvage Hunters

At last! We've found their elusive burial grounds!

"But it wouldn't be premarital sex unless we got married."

'I'm really focused on trying to get my black belt.'

The little engine that could, but didn't feel like it

"Are you binge watching again?"