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'The History Channel is all reruns.'

"I've seem an awful lot of movies ever since they cut them all down to two minutes."

"We both see Ben as this summer's breakout child."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

Shopper in grocery store sees TV dinners marked daytime and prime time.

"There's more to life than beer and football...I just can remember what it is."

"We interrupt this advertisement to bring you another advertisement that has just been rushed to the studio."

"You can get good cards but still have terrible luck."

True Story Movie

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

"Say hi to your mother for me and tell her I'm happy her bypass turned out O.K

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'He's in training for the Olympics'

How to get on talk shows by promoting your new book

"Every good scene in that move was in the coming attractions...why did we even bother to come watch it?"

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Lowbrow Lolita

'What shall we watch - best security videos of 2013 or operating room bloopers, blunders and bleeps?'

"Since you ask, when I'm through here I go home and listen to a bunch of mindless crap on TV."

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"'60 Minutes' is on."

"I see myself as a lot like Garbo, but very much a people person!"

"Well? How was your first bungee jump?"

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"