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'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

Female business.

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

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'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

Dispute over pocket money

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

Man robbed by medical center.

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'

Got anything for the small investor?

Attempting to understand the market: Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Freud.

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?

Business Fairy Tales.

'Isn't that your stockbroker?'

Mentors make a difference.

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Harris breaking glass ceiling