Trailblazer In Finance Pillows

'I have to warn you that hills may go up as well as down.'

"I'm curious about your dependent children, Scamp, Flop, and Spunky."

"Why yes, there was an extra five thousand dollars in my pay check last week...er...I thought it was a raise."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

'The secret to my success? Even as a kid, I never accepted that annoying phrase, 'None of your business.''

'As my subordinate, naturally I expect you to take the heat on things that otherwise would make me uncomfortable.'

"We've made $7.50. Can we retire yet?"

Female business.

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

Obama's Financial Reform Pill: I hope they won't need a glass of water.

'Man, I've bought heaps on my credit card this month...It always amazes me...How many things I'd rather have than money.'

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

"Beats me how I managed before getting a financial support animal."

Eighth Wonder Of The Financial WorldMt. Acct.

'The salary isn't much, but the expense account to entertain the boss, ohh-la-la!'

Start up

'Due to budget cutbacks, we need to get by with less.'

"Never mind what's in the box. That'll be discussed at the end of the month."

'Our finances remind me of a Picasso painting. He had his Rose and Blue periods. Our checkbook has its Red and Black periods.'

'The rich get rich, but what do the poor get?'

'And will you take this man to the cleaners....'

Dispute over pocket money

'Prof. Sigurdt has made giant strides in making genetic engineering profitable.'

'I'd like a job where I'm hated for having obscene amounts of money.'

Man robbed by medical center.

'This is going to hurt, I'm afraid. . .I can't afford to pay.'

Attempting to understand the market: Merrill Lynch, Pierce, Fenner and Freud.

'That was Dobson on the phone... What a lucky dog! He don't need to worry about stocks and economy anymore. He just went flat broke.'

Got anything for the small investor?

A dart board for the Federal Reserve's planning policy?

Business Fairy Tales.

Mentors make a difference.

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Harris breaking glass ceiling

"Paul, this is Bill Dudley, our new Head of Operations. Believe it or not, Bill has some pretty unusual ideas on how to improve our gross margin."