Financial Trendsetter Pillows

Investment: Tired of Tech Stocks? Buy 'Pot' Stocks!

"Perhaps you should try another financial system instead of capitalism."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

Mac OS 20

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

The Design Artiste

And so, Rudy unwittingly became an investor in The Infant Restaurant Critic. At first, he was furious having lost his weekly paycheck. But then it dawned on him: He was back in the dot-com game – for the first time in 20 years. He was practically a venture capitalist! I'm a social media investor. It's a multi-platform play with, obviously, huge mobile capability, global reach, soaring audience share. Revenue model? What? Huh? Beat it.

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Facebook in the Boxing Ring

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

Waiter, there's a fly in my soup. There's an app for that.

"Bill Gates, the richest man in the world, is a nerd!"

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'