Financial Trendsetter Mugs

Investment: Tired of Tech Stocks? Buy 'Pot' Stocks!

"Perhaps you should try another financial system instead of capitalism."

'OK, team, let's review: when the arrow goes down, it means...?

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"This new chair has the smoothest 360 swivel action on the market!"

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

'Hey, what happened to my cookies?'

'Yes, it is large for a smart phone, but then it does do absolutely everything.'

"We're looking for an accountant who can use ChatGPT creatively."

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"We can do it on the net now... so it's off to the knackery for you."

'Here comes Mr. 'Smarter-then-you'.'

"I'd like to get my withdrawal in either cryptocurrency or social-media exposure."

and this little light starts blinking when your computer becomes obsolete

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

TV show is called Repossesion Repossession. Man says: 'I see the property shows are reacting to the economic downturn.'

The Design Artiste

'Doesn't bother me. All my money is in carbon-cleanup technologies.'

"Online Data 5000 powered by teenage girls"

"I'm not sure cuteness counts as a core competency? but hey if it gets hits, you're on."

"Who's on duty today...you or me?"

"I'm not particular, I'll take any job that will replace a human."

'Here comes the new kid.'

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

'The bouncing dot.com. bomb.'

"The phone takes some effort to unfold completely, but the 24" screen makes it all worthwhile.

"This update includes minor improvements."

"Look, previous, your video got 954 likes this morning!"