Market Trendsetter Mugs

'Stocks shot up. . . no one on the committee could understand a word that Bernanke was saying.'

'More about zeitgeist later. Just tell me which stocks are ripe for buy low, sell high?'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

"Even the waiters here are organic."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

La Table

Bad hair day!

'She's so put together!'

Men's business romper.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Mac OS 20

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

Rap music

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Keeping warm.

"And now. . . which shoes?"

A Macaroni in 1772

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

You're telling me not to choose sides between Google and Apple. Precisely. Computer Villa. Stay neutral. Continue to support both companies. Emotionally. Right. By buying as much as you can from both companies. Doesn't that only benefit you? Heretic. Absolve yourself by upgrading your phone! Computer Villa.

"Absolutely not!"