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"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

Men's Suits. I hear being suave and sophisticated is coming back in style. That's just an urbane legend.

"If this goes badly I'm going to post it on my youtube job interview bloopers channel."

"Even the waiters here are organic."

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Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Mom, please shake my chair. I'm taking a virtual school bus ride before class begins."

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Bad hair day!

'She's so put together!'

"This is daring, but I like it."

'I want you to paddle against the current.'

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

Mac OS 20

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

'You'll have to take an online company aptitude test, but if you're the designer we're looking for, you've already designed an app for that.'

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

Pashminas are sooo noughties!

Men's business romper.

"The Chicken: Just another body type that shouldn't be permitted to wear yoga pants."

'Awright...Who's the dirty, lowdown varmint who's copyin' my plaid-shirt-and-stone-wash-jeans-with-matching-boots-and-vest ensemble?'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

A Macaroni in 1772

'At least we look cool. Especially with the wind chill factor.'

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

'These fit just right. Do you have anything too tight?'

Keeping warm.

"Absolutely not!"

"And now. . . which shoes?"

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

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