Trail Maintenance T-Shirts

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Hither and Yon sign

Sport Utility Boot.

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Touring Cyclist

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Must get a longer cable."

Lazy plumber.

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

Horse Clean-up

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

"I can't go on. All the weeding, mowing, digging, pesticides, and gopher holes really hurts you know. It's just not worth it anymore."

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Cutting the tree too early?

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

"It doesn't mean you, Hickford!"

"That's one hole filled, only about three or four more to go."