Trail Maintenance T-Shirts

Deer with Crosscut Saw.

"These colder temperatures always cause my tire pressure to drop—it's a good thing I stopped to check." Peter finally grows up.

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

"No! I want to live! I want to live!"

"You've just got to have the biggest and the best, have'nt you?!"

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Sport Utility Boot.

Touring Cyclist

Hither and Yon sign

Neighbor Leaf Wars

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

"Lovely dovetail."

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

Home De-Po. Things you need for your project. Things you didn't know you needed until you were halfway through your project.

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

"Must get a longer cable."

Lazy plumber.

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

The Gardener's Calendar: Get Your Mower Out of The Shed.

"Hello. I'm here to install the new pastor."

"Go back! The place is full of mold!"

Man sees half-eaten 'Do Not Feed the Bears' sign

"Prepare to meet thy blower."

"When the heck did leaf blowers become grass blowers?!"

Horse Clean-up

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Lawn mower - must get longer cable

Bear painting signs encouraging people to feed the animals.

Mower Repair

We built your beds, planted, mulched and set up your watering system. Nice work! Here's your check. Thanks! I love gardening. Me, too!

"I'm paid by the hour. Why do you ask?"

Sharon's more of a do-it-yourselfer.

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

A man with a deflated bicycle stands in line at the tire inflator.