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Poor Mimi (La Boheme)

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

I Pagliacci

A street fight.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Circus trousers

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

'You just grew three inches.'

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

Staff picks

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

Edgar Allan Poe

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

'The scruffy gits Fawkes.'

Aeneas

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

Primer for Zombie Kids

Sword

Right lane: Must turn right (Right lane leads into a pit).

'I know a Tail Implant Specialist who can fix that for you.'