Tragic Tales Fan Prints

Poor Mimi (La Boheme)

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

"I think someone's trying to play games with us."

I Pagliacci

A street fight.

'Take Gerald a cup of punch or something, I think he's feeling left out.'

"Once inside, the pawns will jump out and take them by surprise."

Circus trousers

'The Moving Finger Writes; And, Having Writ, Moves On To A Three Week, Twenty City Book Tour.'

'Yes, the owners are giraffes...Did I forget to mention it?...'

"He wasn't specific. His last message just said, play it safe - whatever that means."

'Brian hated his long legs and dinner parties'

Trilby - 'Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . . Svengali! . . .'

'You just grew three inches.'

The Woman of Samaria Meets Jesus (The Holy Bible).

Bending beneath the weight of his burden, he lay it upon the moss (Atala).

"The adventures of Robin Hood are becoming a lot less adventurous."

Staff picks

"For the last time-empty your pockets before you put your robe in the wash."

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

"Can you come outside and help me. It appears Fido and I have tied the knot... "

'That's it, you've got it! I told you I could teach you how to hang by your tail!'

What witches ride on outside the Halloween season...springsummerfallwinter.

"I'm sorry, Rhett, but now I don't give a damn."

Edgar Allan Poe

"Someone else got the part of Hamlet's father."

"It's Bo Beep again, she's completely lost it!"

'The scruffy gits Fawkes.'

Aeneas

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

“God, no! It’s ripping me apart!!” “The very very hungry caterpillar”

God sees his doppelganger in the toiletries aisle.

Primer for Zombie Kids

Sword

Right lane: Must turn right (Right lane leads into a pit).