Magical Tales Fan Prints

What witches ride on outside the Halloween season...springsummerfallwinter.

"Agamemnon and Clytemnestra have decided to separate amicably."

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

A Fairytale Update

Robinson decided to name him 'Casual Friday'.

Password Error: Snow White and the seven dwarfs not recognised as eight characters.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"If you insist on doing all the voices, Dad. Don't you think father bear should have a deeper voice than Goldilocks?"

'What do you mean, you're tired of the rat race?'

This is the new Director's Cut version of Hansel and Gretel...with additional scenes and three alternative endings!!!

One of the Three Little Pigs reaches puberty.

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

Hansel and Gretel Day School.

The Frog Prince

"When are you going to stop blaming everything on Goldilocks?"

"Papa Bear was too much, Mama Bear wasn't enough, and I always had to be just right."

Bedtime Stories with Gordon Ramsay

Updated Fairy Tales. Having all of them around sure sweetened my stimulus check!

Kissable Frogs in Your Area

Hot Tub Frosty

Rapunzcow

"The damsels, the knights, I guess I'm just burnt out."

I think you meant to huff 'n' puff at the next house over.

"I never let my hair down on the first date."

"Your tea party numbers are way down this month Jerry."

Many princes attempted to wake Sleeping Beauty, before one of them simply kissed her'

'Yeah, bit how does the stork get into the maternity room?'

'Not only didn't he turn into a prince, but he gave me these awful warts!'

"Rapunzel,Rapunzel.Throw down your accounts for the last fiscal year!"

'So feared her prince may turn back into a frog so she went to college and earned a degree in finance, just in case.'

"I'm sorry, Master, but all my offers to grant your wishes are invalid under the laws of your state."

"That conditioner you recommended didn't do a damn bit of good."

Frog Prince thinks: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horsefly.'

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

'Sure, your father was my Prince Charming...but he didn't arrive on a white horse...he was in a Red Mustang GT!'